- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

I share two rooms with my mother.

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Waseem is not a funny guy!

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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