math test 2=2

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Women's Rights.

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