what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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