Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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That's what she didn't say

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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