What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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