See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Watch your lips.

Women's Rights.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

I share two rooms with my mother.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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