- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

5

The Braves win the N.L. east

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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