- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

That's what she didn't say

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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