Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Jews

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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