- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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