- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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