- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Nock Nock It's open.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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