- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

weiner? balls

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

why do you care?

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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