- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

why do you care?

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Is this where I type the joke?

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Please spell dyslexia.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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