What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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i like tits

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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