Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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