- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Women's Rights.

Watch your lips.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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