When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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