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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Michael Castillo is gay

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Keep up the fun Nero!

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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