You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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That's not what she said.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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cms.......?????

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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