- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

I like hats XD!

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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