- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Farts smell bad!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Your Mom.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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