Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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mc hammers income.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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drake

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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