Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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