- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What causes floods? Too much water.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

How many dislikes can this get?

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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