Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Penisland

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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.....Carrot Top....

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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