A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

knock knock who's there police

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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