What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Do you believe this will change?

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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anti jokes

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Womens Rights.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Anti Joke

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