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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Johnson stops eating

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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You smell like shit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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The cow went moo

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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