Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

God bless America, and no where else.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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