- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

why do you care?

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

What is the best part about football The scoring

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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