- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

I'm a like whore

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Hippopatomous!

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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