Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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miley cyrus

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Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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general tso's broccoli

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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