what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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women have rights

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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