Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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...NO.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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