Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

women's rights.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

motley crew

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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