I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

osama bin ladens hiding spot

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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Proof reading

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Justin Beiber

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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