What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

no

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

general tso's broccoli

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

JEWS

How old are you? 20

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Penis

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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