One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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