- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

knock knock how there me ok come in

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

knock knock who's there police

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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