Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Obama

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a man walks into horse bar

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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