Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

I tell an anti joke!.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

A russian gives away vodka.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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