- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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