Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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what is big and white? the moon

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guess what what? nothing.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Once upon a time.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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