- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

why do you care?

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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