Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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want a balloon? yeah

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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