What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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a retard lost...

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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