- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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