- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

123 Main street

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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