- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

asian, do math

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

whats your name? bumder:)

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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