milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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