I like pom

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Women Driving.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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read this

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Your mom.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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What is brown and sticky?

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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