What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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alert("The Game");//

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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