- Anti Joke

Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Murder me once, shame on you.

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