What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Knock knock What

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Thumbs this down

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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