Kendall and Nick Fredick

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Dani barton= lovely

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WNBA

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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