A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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