A black guy WALKS out of prison.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

whats better than 24................. 25

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Anti Joke

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