Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Guess what? No.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

What just hit my face? The floor

liam buchan is gay !

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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