- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

What is brown and sticky?

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Where do babies come from? My garage

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Reed is poopin

what is sticky and brown?a stick

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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