How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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knock, knock. come in.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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What did the fish say? Moo

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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Anti Joke

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