Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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