What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Jews for Jesus

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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women's rights.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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