- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What did the fish say? Moo

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

ugh good riddance

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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