knock, knock. come in.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

mc hammers income.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

womens rights to vote

A Frenchman stays and fights

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Yo mamas so fat

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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