Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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conrad profit

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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