Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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