- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

How did the girl die? 25.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Bloody kids ...

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

this is a joke

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

A black guy with his family.

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