why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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this is gay

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69

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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zebras

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Hi

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Anti Joke

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