- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

I have no ideas.

Chuck Norris died.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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