- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

i love huge wieners.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

your father died

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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