- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What did the fish say? Moo

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

guess what chicken butt

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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