- Anti Joke

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.