Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Women's Rights.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Anti Joke

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