what happened to your gran you tell me

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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A snake walks into a bar

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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