What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

69

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

How did the priest die? Masterbation

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

hi michael

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

An iguana walks out of a bar

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...