How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

How do u shit With ur ass

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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