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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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