"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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