- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Women

Joay impistato is a fig

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

It burns when I pee sometimes.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

hi michael

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

#scabbers

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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