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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

wanna hear a joke. i do to

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

What did I do last night?work

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

i like tits

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Woman's rights.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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