- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

How did the girl die? 25.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Farts smell bad!

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Bloody kids ...

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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