Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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How old are you? 20

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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