Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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