What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Hi my name is Jim

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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