Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Wade's the father

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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.....Carrot Top....

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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