what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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a ginger has a soul

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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