Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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The Irish man was sober.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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