united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Women's Sports

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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