- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

womens rights to vote

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

mc hammers income.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Yo mamas so fat

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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