What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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this is gay

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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Anti Joke

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