What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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This is not a joke.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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who farted your mother

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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hi. thats what she said.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

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