how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Society.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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