- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

What is a question?

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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