Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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I have no ideas.

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Anti Joke

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