How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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