a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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