An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Spinabifita

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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