A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Anti-joke.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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asian drivers.

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Ouch.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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1 + 1 = 3

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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