- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Murder me once, shame on you.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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