- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Mitt Romney.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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