What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Penis penis poop butt

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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