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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Reed is poopin

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

what is sticky and brown?a stick

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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