- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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