- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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