- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

since when?

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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