What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Girls Basketball.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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fkda

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Black People.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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