Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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These might be offensive Events: * The Black Plague * The Columbine High-School Massacre * The Enron Scandal * The Great Depression * Hurricane Katrina * The Iraq War * Krakatoa * Mt. Vesuvius * September 11 2001 * Titanic * World War I and II People: * Adolf Hitler * Al Capone * Attila the Hun * Blackbeard * Caligula * Charles Manson * Ed Gein * Elizabeth Bathory * Idi Amin * Ivan the Terrible * Jeffery Dahmer * Josef Fritzl * Josef Mengele * Joseph Stalin * Kim Il-sung * The Ku Klux Klan * Nero * Osama bin Laden * Pol Pot * Saddam Hussein * The Taliban * Torquemada * Vlad the Impaler Diseases: * AIDS * Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis * Bubonic Plague * Cholera * Chronic Diarrhea * Cystic Fibrosis * Dysentery * Ebola Virus * Gonorrhea * Herpes * Leprosy * Mad Cow * Malaria * Necrotizing Fasciitis * Polio * Rabies * Scurvy * Smallpox Films: * Antichrist * Audition * August Underground's Mordum * Blue Velvet * The Boy in the Striped Pajamas * Cannibal Holocaust * Goodbye Uncle Tom * Gummo * Happiness * Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer * I Spit On Your Grave * Irreversible * Men Behind the Sun * Mysterious Skin * Once Were Warriors * Requiem for a Dream * Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom * Schindler's List * Taxi Driver * Vase de Noces Misc: * Alcoholism * Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders * Arson * Bestiality * Cannibalism * Capital punishment * Castration * Child abuse * Colonoscopies * Coprophilia/phagia * Drug abuse/addiction * Electric torture * The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned * Genocide * Human sacrifice * Losing one's favorite childhood toy * Mustard gas * Necrophilia * Neo-Nazism * One's grandmother dying * Pedophilia * Racism * Rape * Religious intolerance * Stillborn babies * Suicide * Walking on broken glass * Working on weekends Peter1-8

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Your mother is a man.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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