Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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