What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Smart Blondes

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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