- Anti Joke

What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

peter charastabopouloulous

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

What do you call a black priest? Father