what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Get in the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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I am on a escalator.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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