Cold camel scrotum.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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