a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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who is awesome? no one...

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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