I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Knock Knock.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Women.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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