- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Girls

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

bum sex lol

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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