- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Your time.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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