How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

anti jokes aren't always funny on here

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

why did the black guy die? cancer

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the clock say? The time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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