IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Doorbell salesman.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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