Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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knock knock who's there police

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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This joke isnt funny.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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