- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

my namew is jd

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Comedy.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

Guess what? No.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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