Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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miley cyrus

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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