Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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T-Dog scare me

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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I saw a shovel once.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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