100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Mmmmmmmmbutch

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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