Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Women.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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I'm banging your sister.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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