- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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