in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Bloody kids ...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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