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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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