- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why was Timmy sad?

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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