- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Weiner

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

JEWS

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Can you see this brett? Connor

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

No. Yes.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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