What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Who's there? Knock Knock.

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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