What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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