- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

What's better than sex? Nothing

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

lyren is a big meanyhead

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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