- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Matt Damon

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Mmmmmmmmbutch

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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