What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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poop

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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