- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

how did little johnny die? i killed him

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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