What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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1 + 1 = 3

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Hi.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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