- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

Smart Blondes

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

what happens during a climax apples

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

My butt!!!!

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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