Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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69

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Jason Connor.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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