- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

melon

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

NEVER

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Wade

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Ham sandwich

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