- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

knock knock. who's there? someone.

You should never talk to strangers.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Why are they the "living" daylights?

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

What's wrong with woman Everything

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock knock, Come in...

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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