what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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