why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Male penises.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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