Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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hi corey

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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