What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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