Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Six million.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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What did I do last night?work

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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