- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

How are you? Yes

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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