Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

What did the fish say? Moo

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

womens rights to vote

A Frenchman stays and fights

mc hammers income.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Yo mamas so fat

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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