- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

The Holocaust

Japan called... They need help.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Cleveland winning something

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