Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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