What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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