what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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1 Jew XD

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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zebras

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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