How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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