Bloody kids ...

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

PENlS.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

A black guy with his family.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

this is a joke

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Anti Joke

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