whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

liam buchan is gay !

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Knock knock. Come in.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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