When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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