Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

( o Y o )

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Bloody kids ...

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

this is a joke

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

A black guy with his family.

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