Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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