a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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involved parents.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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