What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

the cast of the jersey shore

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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