What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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JEWS

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Blarg

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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YOLO

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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