What number comes after 29? 30.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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fack me!

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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