- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

I have no ideas.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Obama

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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