A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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