- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

i'm not gay

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

A Jew walks into a Furness

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

A black man walks into a book store.

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

women's rights

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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