two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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