What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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