2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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A black guy with his family.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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PENlS.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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Potato

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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