Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

since when?

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

Woman's Rights

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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