- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Bloody kids ...

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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